Celebrity Deathmatch (1998–2007)

Mills Lane: Mills Lane, God, Millsius Lanus, Self

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Quotes 

• Mills Lane : Let's get it on.

• Mills Lane : All right, young ladies, this is a fight to the death. Now death may not be something you two have thought about, so let me just explain...

  Mary-Kate Olsen : [interrupting, to Ashley]  I hate you!

  Ashley Olsen : I hate you more!

  Mary-Kate Olsen : You're stupid!

  Ashley Olsen : You're stupider!

  Mills Lane : [breaking up the girls' slapping match]  Ladies, I haven't even started the fight yet!

  Mary-Kate Olsen : She started it!

  Ashley Olsen : No, she did!

  Mills Lane : [giving up after they try and hit each other]  On second thought... just go ahead and get it on!