Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
Hugh Laurie: All Georges
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Quotes
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George : Well you certainly won the bet, Blackadder. Here's your 10,000 francs...
Blackadder : What do you mean, "francs?"
George : What do you mean "What do I mean, 'francs'?"
Darling : We've been using francs for over 200 years.
Melchett : Yes, ever since Wellington lost the battle of Waterloo.
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Blackadder : And here is a front page of Macbeth, signed by William Shakespeare himself.
Lady Elizabeth , George , Darling : Who?
Melchett : Oh, come on, you know this... he's the fellow who invented the ball-point pen.
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Consul Georgius : I say, this is interesting! There seems to be a large orange hedge moving towards us.
Centurion Blackadder : Uh, thats not a hedge Consul. That's the Scots.
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Blackadder : Why don't you all go downstairs? I'll be back very, very shortly.
George : Oh, come on Blackadder, you don't want to miss the big shindig at midnight!
Blackadder : Don't you worry, I'll be back...
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[first lines]
George : Well isn't this splendid and absolutely tufty? New years eve 1999. A new century and a new millennium. Let's drink a great big slurpy toast to peace and understanding around the globe.
Melchett : Bravo! After all, if history teaches us anything, its that in in the words of St. Burt, what the world needs now is love, sweet love.
Blackadder : Total codswallop. If history teaches us anything, it's that the story of man is one long round of death and torture. And burning people as witches just because they've got a wart.
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George : [as Roman officer in deleted scene, speaking of the Scots] Great spirit of Jupiter! Our culture is centuries ahead of theirs. Why, we have toilets... and wipe our bottoms with vinegar-soaked sponges.
Blackadder : Yes... and they wipe their bottoms with Roman soldiers!
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George : [in a scene cut from the film] This is as exciting as discovering that, due to an administrative error, the new boy in the dorm is actually a girl with a big chest, a sense of adventure and no pants!
