After Alice (2000)

Kiefer Sutherland: Mickey Hayden

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Quotes 

• Harvey : Where are you going?

  Mickey : To a place called "None of Your Business".

• [first lines] 

  Mickey : [entering store]  Hi Len.

  Lenny : Hi Mick.

  Mickey : Len, next time you got the urge to redecorate, you consult me first.

  Lenny : Sure Mick.

  Mickey : You hear from Alvin?

  Lenny : He called.

  Mickey : Oh, that's something.

  Lenny : He wants the rest of his stuff.

  Mickey : Screw 'em, man.

  Lenny : He won't let me. Why don't you and I get hitched, Mickey?

  Mickey : Sportin' the wrong equipment.

  Lenny : I could change...

  Mickey : Nah, it's too painful, too expensive. Besides, I'd just treat you bad. You'd want to leave me.

  Lenny : Says who?

  Mickey : My ex-wife.

• John Hatter : You still drinking?

  Mickey : You still screwin' my wife?

  [Mickey pulls out a pack of cigarettes] 

  John Hatter : I'd prefer you didn't smoke, Hayden.

  Mickey : Yeah, well I'd prefer it if you stopped screwin' my wife.

  John Hatter : She's your ex-wife.

  Mickey : She wasn't when you started screwin' her.

  John Hatter : You know, this drink to heal thing is such a cliche...

  Mickey : Well it's my cliche, so I embrace it...

• [In the car on their way to a crime scene] 

  Ray : You smoke too much.

  Mickey : You eat too much.

  Ray : You drink too much.

  Mickey : Ray, you talk too much.

• Mickey : I've got a gun, Harv, and they let me use it when people piss me off!

• Dr. Vera Swann : Why do you drink so much?

  Mickey : Why are you such a pain in the ass?

  Dr. Vera Swann : No, I really want to know.

  Mickey : So do I.

  Dr. Vera Swann : Well, the work I do... no-one takes seriously... it's my defence...

  Dr. Vera Swann : [seeing Mickey smirking]  and I refuse to be anaylised by a man who lives his life looking through the prism of melting ice cubes...

  Mickey : Fair enough but if you're expecting something tragic you're going to be disappointed... I like to drink... sometimes I like to get drunk... sometimes I like to pass out. I don't hurt anybody with it and I don't drink on the job, contrary to my lieutenant's beliefs. Iit hasn't killed me... at least not yet.

• Harvey : I don't think you should drink on duty.

  Mickey : I'm not on duty.

  Harvey : But you are.

  Mickey : You want to report me... here's my badge. Please... Please... report me.

  Harvey : You know i would'nt do that Michael.

  Mickey : Do i know you?

  Harvey : No, not yet.

  Mickey : Well when i do, remind me to tell you to mind your own business.

• Mickey : [refering to a adult mag]  Does your mother know you read that?

  Kid : Yeah, her pictures in there, i'm taking it to show my Dad.

  Mickey : [sarcastically]  You must be proud.

  Kid : Yeah we all are.

  [grabs a bottle of whiskey mickey was buying and runs] 

  Mickey : Come back here kid.

• Transit Cop : [seeing Mickey and Ray in plain clothes walking into a crime scene]  Sorry no...

  [Mickey shows his badge] 

  Transit Cop : Sorry didn't know.

  Mickey : Yeah well we don't have the same spiffy uniforms as y'all do.

• Mickey : Did you hear from Alvin?

  Lenny : He called.

  Mickey : Oh, that's somethin'.

  Lenny : He wants the rest of his stuff!

  Mickey : Screw him, then.

  Lenny : He won't let me.

• Mickey : Jesus Christ, look at my life. All I know are freaks.

• John Hatter : You're a whole lot better swimmer than I though, Mick.

  Mickey : A whole lot better drunk than you thought, John.

• Mickey : I guess he lied. He *does* believe in ghosts.

• Mickey : Come on, kid!

  [falls down] 

  Mickey : AAAAAAAAAAAH!

• Harvey : What's his problem?

  Mickey : My only problem here is *you*!

• Mickey : What's your name?

  Harvey : Harvey.

  Mickey : Go away, Harvey.

• Ray : Don't get too comfortable.

  Mickey : Ray, right now I think that's pretty impossible.

• Ray : I could use a new pair of shoes.

  Mickey : I could use a new life.

• Mickey : [he wakes up from a nightmare]  Oh shit...

  [starts crying]