The Ladies Man (2000)

Joan Massiah: Nun

Quotes 

• [after saying to Leon that she intends to take a job as a missionary in Bangkok] 

  Nun : What about a missionary position? Have you ever known the joys of a missionary position?

• Leon Phelps : So, I understand that you are a nun?

  Nun : Yes, that's right.

  Leon Phelps : Yeah, that's cool. And how long have you been, uh, nunnin' it up?

  Nun : For about 30 years now.

  Leon Phelps : Yeah. Well, congratulations. That's good. Now, I understand that your work takes you all around the world, is that right?

  Nun : Yes, that is correct. In fact, I'll be leaving the country very soon to assume a missionary position.

  Leon Phelps : I'm sorry. What was that?

  Nun : I'm going to assume a missionary position, and I'll probably be holding it for a very longtime.

  Leon Phelps : Yeah, well, that's interestin'. Um, so, ah, where will you be holdin' this, um..

  Nun : Missionary position?

  Leon Phelps : Yeah.

  Nun : In Bangkok.

• Nun : Bangkok is lovely. In fact, I'm looking forward to - taking it all in. But it can get a little steamy, you know. Hot and steamy.

• Nun : Have you ever gone down the Yellow River?

  Leon Phelps : Yeah, once in the '80s, but I did not enjoy it.