Road Trip (2000)

Breckin Meyer: Josh

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• Beth : What do you look for in a girl?

  Josh : She should be smart, and funny.

  [Beth undressing] 

  Josh : That's good too.

  Beth : Do you feel better yet?

  Josh : I feel a little bit better, yes.

  Beth : What else do you look for?

  Josh : She should be nice and attractive and...

  Beth : [Beth removes her top] 

  Josh : Topless. And topless.

• Frat member : [Holding up a white hood]  Are you in the Ku Klux Klan?

  Josh : Whoa whoa, that isn't ours.

  Kyle : That's not mine!

  Josh : OK, hold on, th-there's obviously some explanation.

  Frat member : There is. See your boy here's an evil bigot, and now he's gonna die.

  Kyle : [faints] 

• E.L. : I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?

  Rubin : Yeah, I posted it this morning.

  E.L. : [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him]  OH FUCK!

  [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video] 

  E.L. : W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.

  [Josh nods] 

  E.L. : Yes!

  Josh : Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!

  Barry : Hey, hey.

  Josh : What?

  Barry : Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.

• Rubin : I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.

  Josh : What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!

• Rubin : What class is that again?

  Rubin : Ancient philosophy.

  Rubin : Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.

  Josh : Really?

  Rubin : Yeah, I can teach Japanese to a monkey in 46 hours. They key is just finding a way to relate to the material.

• Carla : [answering the phone]  Hello?

  Josh : Hi Carla, it's Josh. I'm sorry to bother you. Is Tiffany around?

  Carla : Tiffany is not here. She didn't sleep here last night, again, and it'd be great if one hour went by where you didn't call.

  Josh : Right.

  Carla : [Angrily]  If she wanted to talk to you, she'd call you. Deal with it.

  Josh : [Hanging up the phone frustrated]  Bitch.

  E.L. : Did she sound hot?

• E.L. : Just copy off someone.

  Josh : I can't. It's all essay and stuff. You know, if I fail this, my average is shot, I might lose my financial aid, I could not be allowed on campus next semester.

  E.L. : Well, you're fucked, then. You might as well come to my party tonight, hook up with Beth, and at least enjoy your last week at college.

  Josh : I'm not hooking up with anybody, alright? I've made a commitment to Tiffany. I'm invested in this relationship.

  E.L. : Invested? Who are you, Charles Schwab? Would you listen to yourself? I would give my life for one night of consensual sex with her.