Road Trip (2000)

Tom Green: Barry

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• Barry : [singing]  Tiny salmon swimming in a stream / Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream / The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw" / The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" / The friendly owl says, "Hoo, hoo-hoo" / But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo. Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo-Blooblooo-Bloobloobloo." / And it's sad.

• Barry : [Barry attempts to convince the snake to eat a mouse]  Unleash the fury!

• Student in the Tour : Girls don't just walk around naked.

  Barry : Uh, yeah they do.

• E.L. : I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?

  Rubin : Yeah, I posted it this morning.

  E.L. : [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him]  OH FUCK!

  [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video] 

  E.L. : W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.

  [Josh nods] 

  E.L. : Yes!

  Josh : Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!

  Barry : Hey, hey.

  Josh : What?

  Barry : Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.

• [First Line] 

  Barry : Welcome to the University of Ithica. This is it, right here. This is what we're talkin about. I'm gonna give you a good tour today. Show you as much, as much as you need to know, plus a, plus a whole lt more actually. So this is the main area of the University. You'll be getting used to this area. This is sort of where you congregate with your friends and classmates. Come in around me everyone, come in around me. Don't straggle. We've had prblems... I've had problems with stragglers before, okay? They get lost in the back. They get hit by trucks, okay? It's not pretty, It's not pretty when it happens. This is the uh... By the way this is the Joseph H. Nelson library here, okay? It was built in the, uh... 1600s.

  Student in the Tour : 1600s? It says 1951.

  [snickering] 

  Barry : [Turns & looks, faces group]  That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.

• Barry : Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?