- April Trent: Did you really hit that woman in the face?
- Patrick Kelly: No.
- April Trent: No? Well someone said you did.
- Patrick Kelly: That's because I did.
- April Trent: You did?
- Patrick Kelly: Well *I* didn't do it. It was me but it *wasn't* me.
- Detective Inspector: Why wasn't your wife wearing underwear?
- Patrick Kelly: What the hell is this? A technique like Columbo?
- Detective Inspector: It's just a question. Your wife had less than an hour to make her flight at the airport. Why wasn't your wife wearing underwear?
- Patrick Kelly: My wife never wore underwear. That's why I married her.
- Marie Cartier: I think we should have a baby.
- Patrick Kelly: A baby? I think we should have a Porsche.
- Marie Cartier: A Porsche?
- Patrick Kelly: A baby.
- Marie Cartier: Families are supposed to have kids to live in your home and ride in your cars.