- Donner: You've have to take him on. He needs to beat Blitzen.
- Old Jingle: Blitzen? Is Blitzen involved in this?
- Donner: You know Blitzen?
- Old Jingle: Never heard of him, but he's gotta be stopped!
- Robbie: I know what we do one day a year, but what about the other 364?
- Blitzen: Well, usually it's like -
- [scene of reindeer exercising]
- Robbie: Oh. I was hoping it would be more -
- [scene of Robbie dancing at a wild party]
- Robbie: Or maybe sometimes -
- [scene of reindeer playing guitar by the fire]
- Blitzen: Sorry, Robbie. But it's definitely -
- [scene of reindeer exercising]
- Robbie: Right. When's the next bus out of town?
- Prancer: [thinks] Uh, April.
- Robbie: [collapses] Training it is.
- Blitzen: If you have any problems, come and see me. If you don't have any problems, come and see me anyway and we'll celebrate your lack of problems.
- Donner: Can you not speak to me because you love me... or because you just got trampled by a herd of reindeer?
- Old Jingle: This is a much better spot for a house. I'd have to be raving mad to push it back up that hill.
- [cut to Jingle pushing the house back up the mountain]
- Old Jingle: One day, I will be too old to do this, but that day won't come for many...
- [House slides back down, dragging Old Jingle underneath]
- Donner: I looked in the yellow pages under "Wise old mentors who can save the day." There was only one in the area.
- Elf: He's alive!
- Elf 2: Can we still eat him?
- Elf 3: [pause] No.
- Vixen: At least Robbie's dad got out of this frozen hole. He was a smart reindeer that Ru...
- Blitzen: [covers her mouth with a hand] No, no, no, no. I will have that name said in my presence!
- Donner: Are you talking about Ru...?
- [Blitzen covers her mouth with the other hand]
- Reindeer: A German name, wasn;t it? Uh, Ru...
- [Blitzen covers his mouth with a hoof]
- Prancer: I tell you what, it's a catchy song, I love it. A-one, a-two, Ru...
- [Blitzen covers his mouth with the other hoof, causing himself to hang in midair in the middle of the other four reindeer]
- Blitzen: [after falling down] Well, if I can't get him, I'll get his son. I will sleep until I have destroyed Robbie!
- Robbie: I'm a rubbish reindeer. I'm even a rubbish elf. I'm worse than rubbish. If they tossed me in the rubbish bin, the other rubbish would say...
- Rubbish: There goes the neighborhood.