The Kid (2000)

Deborah May: Governor

Quotes 

• Russ Duritz : How can I help you, Governor?

  Governor : [weeping]  Some dirtbag -- dirtbag! -- from the Attorney General's office has dared to mention the word, "jail"!

  Russ Duritz : [mocking crying]  Waaaaahh.

  [the governor looks up confused] 

  Russ Duritz : [makes goofy sad face]  WAAAAAAAAAAAHH! Somebody call the WAAAAAAAAAAAHH-mbulance!

  Governor : What did you say?

  Russ Duritz : Governor, do you know the number one killer of politicians under the age of 60 is?

  Governor : No.

  Russ Duritz : Self-pity. Now, Governor, I'll be more than happy to help you out of this mess... that you so willingly seem to have stepped into. But you ought to do something.

  Governor : What's that?

  Russ Duritz : Stop crying.

  Governor : [wiping away her tears]  I'll try.

  Russ Duritz : No, I mean right now. You're giving me a headache.