The Kid (2000)

Emily Mortimer: Amy

Photos 

Quotes 

• Russ Duritz : [looking at Rusty]  Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dweeb make you despise me?

  Amy : No. Why? Do you despise you?

• [Seeing that Russ and Rusty are the same person] 

  Amy : I wish I was standing on a carpet.

  [faints] 

• Russ Duritz : Look at him. It's so embarrassing.

  Amy : You're not embarrassing. You're adorable... then. You're adorable then.

• Russ Duritz : Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?

  Amy : What, only four? Did you get up late?

  Russ Duritz : Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.

  Toshia : Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.

  Russ Duritz : Thank you. See? There's hope after all.

  Amy : Jerk.

• Russ Duritz : Stop biting your nails.

  Amy : *Nail.* I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?

  Russ Duritz : It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity.

  Amy : Really? Advertising all that with one little nail?

  [pushes up her nose at him] 

  Amy : What's this advertise?

• Russ Duritz : Stop biting.

  Amy : Leave me alone. I'm advertising terror and bewilderment.

• [on their way to a meeting] 

  Amy : Wait a minute, wait a minute... Hello.

  Russ Duritz : Hello...

  Amy : I haven't seen you in a couple of days, how've you been?

  Russ Duritz : Fine. Now can we go in?

  Amy : No. This is the bit where you ask me.

  Russ Duritz : Amy, we're really late. We don't have time to...

  Amy : Come on, give it a whirl.

  Russ Duritz : [bored, condescending]  Hi, Amy. How are you doing?

  Amy : [shrugs]  Fine. We're really late.