Grapevine (2000)

Steven Eckholdt: David Klein

Quotes 

• David Klein : I can be talked out of anything but sex.

• Thumper Klein : Why don't you two just get married right now? You already argue like an old married couple.

  Susan Crawford : We don't argue that much.

  Thumper Klein : Are you kidding? Matt never argued with Yancy this much, and he's getting divorced.

  Matt Brewer : No, but I was filled with quiet loathing and rage.

  David Klein : So was Yancy; I thought you looked for that in a woman.

  Matt Brewer : I do. I can't imagine a relationship without hostility and spite.

• David Klein : Everything about a relationship changes when you're thinking about marriage.

  Susan Crawford : I became much more aware of all of David's little flaws, like the way he doesn't put anything back where it belongs...

  David Klein : The way she compulsively neatens things...

  Susan Crawford : The way he just withdraws when he doesn't feel like dealing...

  David Klein : The way she insists on meddling in other people's love lives...

  Susan Crawford : The way he thinks all our problems can be solved by having sex.

  David Klein : That is not my fault. That is hardwired.

  Susan Crawford : That stupid ring was making me crazy!

  Matt Brewer : That ring was like the Maltese Falcon: it brought them nothing but grief.

• David Klein : It's not a good sign when all your sex is "make-up sex."

• David Klein : I love you.

  Susan Crawford : You do? Even when I'm a bossy, whiny pain-in-the-ass who drags you to apartments you can't afford and basically makes your life a living hell?

  David Klein : Okay, you're right, I hate you.

  Susan Crawford : I hate you too.

• Susan Crawford : We certainly were not ready to get married.

  David Klein : What makes anybody think they're ready to get married?

  Thumper Klein : Alcohol's probably a big factor.

• David Klein : Susan was right; I was afraid of commitment.

  Thumper Klein : Ooh, I hate that phrase. I hear it so often.