The Nearly Complete and Utter History of Everything (1999 TV Movie)
Ronnie Corbett: Medieval Man
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Quotes
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Modern Man : [while standing to the right of Renaissance Man, who is standing to the right of Medieval Man] I'm Modern Man. I look down on them because I am from a more advanced society.
Renaissance Man : I am Renaissance man. I look up to him
[looking towards Modern Man]
Renaissance Man : because he is on average four inches taller then I am. But I look down on him
[looking towards Medieval Man]
Renaissance Man : because he is a smelly ignorant serf.
Medieval Man : I'm Medieval man. I look up to them because I am a smelly, ignorant serf.
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Medieval Man : I hate the French because they beat us in 1066.
Modern Man : I hate the French because they beat us in 1998.
Renaissance Man : I just hate the French. I don't need a reason.