The Tao of Steve (2000)
Greer Goodman: Syd
Quotes
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Syd : Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one.
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Dex : Y'know, no one ever says, "Hey, God, how was your day? What can I do for you, God?" Or, "Hey, God, did you catch Letterman last night?"
Syd : Oh, and I suppose you talk to God like that?
Dex : Always. All the time.
Syd : And what does God say?
Dex : He says, "You know what? I saw Letterman and it sucked."
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Syd : If any part of you touches any part of me, I have a knife.
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Dex : But I think seriously that most people want a composite of the opposite sex. Ya know, cuz you gals aren't ever going to find Antonio Banderas with the personality of Fred MacMurray. And I'm never going to get Rachel Welch with the personality of Lucille Ball.
Syd : What's wrong with just Lucille Ball?
Rick : What's wrong with just Rachel Welch?
Dex : Amen! I mean my biggest fear is that I'm gonna marry the woman that I want to hang out with and talk to in my golden years and then die in a fiery car crash when I'm forty and I miss all those years of having sex.
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Dex : Why would I lie about a spider?
Syd : You lied about the spider so you could get in my tent, so...
Dex : So what?
Syd : So you could... you know, make a move on me.
Dex : You are such a self-aggrandizing, solipsistic ego queen, you don't even know.
Syd : Did you just say solipsistic?
Dex : I most certainly did.
Syd : I love that word.
Dex : I do too.
Syd : Don't even think about it.
Dex : ...solipsistic