Invader ZIM (2001–2006)

Rodger Bumpass: Professor Membrane, Actor Dib, Animatronic Horrors, Crowd Choir, Deep-Voiced Man, Ghost, Kids on Bus, Man in Crowd, Nightmare Bitters, Nightmare Membrane, Paramedic #2, Rat Person Leader, Slip, Spleenk

Quotes 

• Professor Membrane : What's your brother doing this time? He's not trying to raise the dead again, is he? Always with the dead, that boy!

  Gaz : ...He's talking...

  Professor Membrane : Oh, is that all? Daughter, some people like to talk. Your brother likes to talk about insane things! Maybe he'd become less insane if you listened!

  Gaz : But his voice fills me with a terrible rage!

  Professor Membrane : [chuckles]  I know it does, honey. I know it does.

• Professor Membrane : Kids I'm home!

  [sees Gaz, but not Dib] 

  Professor Membrane : Where's your brother?

  Gaz : He's out. Let's go!

  Professor Membrane : No, no! It's family night, that means everyone! If he doesn't get back soon we'll have to put it off till next year!

  Gaz : What about the rest of this year?

  Professor Membrane : Well...

  [contacts his co-worker, Simmons] 

  Professor Membrane : Simmons, how does my schedule look for the rest of this year?

  Simmons : Busy Sir! Very busy! Wait! Something just opened up in September! Oh, scratch that it just filled up!

  [hangs up] 

  Professor Membrane : No good honey, it has to be today! And I've got a cure to discover at 9:30, so if he doesn't get back soon we'll have to cancel the whole thing!

• Professor Membrane : Where's your brother?

  Gaz : He's in a pig filled netherworld cleaning out toilets with his head.

  Professor Membrane : [thinks Gaz is joking]  Ah! You're my funny child!

• Professor Membrane : [shakes head]  My poor insane son.

• [Gaz grabs a baseball bat and proceeds to go to the mall to get a Game Slave 2] 

  Professor Membrane : Wait, where do you think you're going?

  Gaz : To the mall. Game Slave 2 goes on sale at midnight! I need one!

  Professor Membrane : Oh, alright then, have fun! Just one thing, take your brother with you, it can be dangerous out there!

  Gaz : That's what the bats for.

  [a robotic claw takes the bat away from Gaz] 

  Gaz : Awww

  Dib : [getting ready to watch his favorite show]  I've been waiting all night to see this, she can wait to get her stupid game!

  Professor Membrane : Son, video games development hand eye coordination and make kids into better human beings!

  Dib : Oh ok, but only after the show is over.

  Gaz : [growls in anger] 

• [Dib contacts Professor Membrane] 

  Professor Membrane : Not now son! I'm right in the middle of...

  Dib : But dad, it's Santa! He's evil and he wants to annihilate all mankind!

  Professor Membrane : I knew this day would come! Son, I'm giving you full access to the anti-Santa arsenal I made when I was a child. Good luck destroying Santa! And Merry Christmas.

• Dib : Dad, this is Zim. You know, the alien.

  Professor Membrane : And what country is the little green boy from?

• Professor Membrane : Good morning son, your little foreign friend is here to see you.

  [gestures at Zim] 

  Dib : Dad! That's the alien! THE ALIEN!

  Professor Membrane : [chuckles]  Of course he is! You two have fun!

  [leaves the room]