Invader ZIM (2001–2006)
Melissa Fahn: Gaz Membrane, Gaz, Kids, Billy, Billy Slunchy, Blotchtarian, Crowd Choir, Crowd Walla, Kid Drinking Milk, Nightmare Gaz, Off-Screen Voice, Orphan Children, Random Parent
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Quotes
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Professor Membrane : What's your brother doing this time? He's not trying to raise the dead again, is he? Always with the dead, that boy!
Gaz : ...He's talking...
Professor Membrane : Oh, is that all? Daughter, some people like to talk. Your brother likes to talk about insane things! Maybe he'd become less insane if you listened!
Gaz : But his voice fills me with a terrible rage!
Professor Membrane : [chuckles] I know it does, honey. I know it does.
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[Drawing a pig]
Gaz : The pig... COMMANDS ME!
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Gaz : Why do you have to have a head?
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Professor Membrane : Kids I'm home!
[sees Gaz, but not Dib]
Professor Membrane : Where's your brother?
Gaz : He's out. Let's go!
Professor Membrane : No, no! It's family night, that means everyone! If he doesn't get back soon we'll have to put it off till next year!
Gaz : What about the rest of this year?
Professor Membrane : Well...
[contacts his co-worker, Simmons]
Professor Membrane : Simmons, how does my schedule look for the rest of this year?
Simmons : Busy Sir! Very busy! Wait! Something just opened up in September! Oh, scratch that it just filled up!
[hangs up]
Professor Membrane : No good honey, it has to be today! And I've got a cure to discover at 9:30, so if he doesn't get back soon we'll have to cancel the whole thing!
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Professor Membrane : Where's your brother?
Gaz : He's in a pig filled netherworld cleaning out toilets with his head.
Professor Membrane : [thinks Gaz is joking] Ah! You're my funny child!
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[Gaz grabs a baseball bat and proceeds to go to the mall to get a Game Slave 2]
Professor Membrane : Wait, where do you think you're going?
Gaz : To the mall. Game Slave 2 goes on sale at midnight! I need one!
Professor Membrane : Oh, alright then, have fun! Just one thing, take your brother with you, it can be dangerous out there!
Gaz : That's what the bats for.
[a robotic claw takes the bat away from Gaz]
Gaz : Awww
Dib : [getting ready to watch his favorite show] I've been waiting all night to see this, she can wait to get her stupid game!
Professor Membrane : Son, video games development hand eye coordination and make kids into better human beings!
Dib : Oh ok, but only after the show is over.
Gaz : [growls in anger]
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Gaz : If my day is ruined due to your magical stupidity, I will make you wish you had rabid weasels teleported into your skull instead of having a sister! I will wait until you sleep and chew on your eyeballs after I pluck them out!
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Gaz : What you need is to give the Game Slave to me, or I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking!
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Zim : You can't escape by teleporter little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful rescue attempt is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid stinkin' humans!
Gaz : Doesn't this station have escape pods?
Zim : Of course, they're right over there.
[Gaz proceeds to walk to the escape pods]
Zim : Stupid, stupid - wait ahhhgghh!
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Gaz : Let It Be Known That From This Day, Until The End Of The Day, Vengeance Will Be Mine. Dib, You Will Not Know The Meaning Of Peace, For I Shall Rain Misery Down Upon Your Pizza Stealing Heart!
