Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Chris Eigeman: Jason Stiles

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• Jason : And trust me: nothing bonds two businessmen together more than one of them finding the other hungover with a hooker in their bed the next morning.

• Lorelai : Jason, my mother is a corporate wife. Her job is putting these parties on. And you put her out of work. You know that; your mother does the same thing. Imagine if you took these functions away from her. What would she have left?

  Jason : More time with the pool boy?

• [after Floyd tells the Gilmores that Jason is dating Lorelai] 

  Jason : I have a bottle of vodka back at my place. A big bottle of vodka. The world's biggest bottle.

  Lorelai : What'll you drink?

  Jason : Gin.

• Jason : I didn't know you were so close to your mother.

  Lorelai : I'm not.

  Jason : Then why are you defending her?

  Lorelai : Every family needs its Fredo.

  Jason : Yeah, and Fredo's family put two bullets into the back of his head.

• Jason : You're still mad about that.

  Lorelai : I was fully dressed.

  Jason : I remember. Green T-shirt, no bra.

  Lorelai : What?

  Jason : Trust me. I was the hero of Cabin 5 for the rest of the summer.