Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
David Sutcliffe: Christopher Hayden
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Quotes
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Emily : Obviously you have a maid.
Christopher : Yes, I have a maid-nanny combo.
Emily : Ah, how McDonald's of you.
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Christopher : Who could not like being kissed by a Gilmore girl?
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Christopher : May I have this dance?
Lorelai : I don't know. Do you have a trust fund? Always make sure.
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Christopher : This town is like one big outpatient mental institution.
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Christopher : Move to California. That's what I do when my parents fight.
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Christopher : I have to stay up and do a little work tonight.
Lorelai : [laughs] I'm sorry. I keep forgetting that's not a joke anymore.
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Lorelai : Do you know how to make coffee?
Christopher : Yes, I do.
Lorelai : My coffee?
Christopher : One bag of coffee per cup of water, right?
Lorelai : Perfect.
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Lorelai : Rory took a break from Yale.
Christopher : And the apocalypse is this week? Next week?
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Lorelai : Well, since you still haven't told me what exactly it is that you do, I'm gonna go with yoga instructor or chiropractor.
Christopher : No, it's actually pretty interesting. I'm working for this firm that helps those overblown tech companies scale back and stay afloat now that they're facing leaner times.
Lorelai : I'm sorry, uh, what's the interesting part?
Christopher : We dress like superheroes when we do it.