Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Sebastian Bach: Gil
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Quotes
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Zach : Brian's been yammering on about germs and spores for 20 minutes. I'm completely freaked out to touch a microphone ever again.
Brian : I'm just saying, at the end of the night, who cleans them?
Brian : Shut up, Brian.
Gil : Look, man, I only have the babysitter till 6:00, then it's my turn to drive them to Gymboree.
Zach : Dude, you promised you wouldn't talk about the parental issue during band practice.
Gil : We're not having band practice, and it's not a parental issue. It's being part of the cycle of life, and that, my friend, is pure rock 'n' roll.
Zach : Go join "The Polyphonic Spree," you fruitcake.
Brian : I'm just saying my bass strap has a smell.