Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Scout Taylor-Compton: Clara, Clara Forester

Quotes 

• Clara : Is Jess your real name?

  Jess : Yes.

  Clara : Do you like it?

  Jess : It's fine.

  Clara : Would you rather be named Bill?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Frank?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Mike?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Bob?

  Jess : No.

  Clara : Ed?

  Jess : Does this belong to you?

  Dean : Clara, you want a snowcone?

  Clara : Yes, will you get me a snowcone?

  Jess : Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I'll be right back.

• [while playing a carnival game] 

  Clara : Jess can't throw.

  Jess : I can, too.

  Clara : You missed every time.

  Jess : I can't concentrate with your annoying midget voice yammering on and on. It's like having Stuart Little shoved in my ear.