Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Mike Gandolfi: Andrew
Quotes
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Luke : [Luke is buying self-help books but doesn't want Andrew to see them] What are you doing?
Andrew : I have to ring them up.
Luke : I ' ll just tell you the prices. This one is... $24.99.
Andrew : That high?
Luke : They're your prices!
Andrew : Can I just see the book?
Luke : I'm reading you the book. It says right here.
[looks at the price again]
Luke : Oh, wait - that's the Canadian price. $14.99.
Andrew : Will you just let me scan the book?
Luke : When you scan the book, do you see the title?
Andrew : Yes.
Luke : Then no.
Andrew : Luke, come on! What do you got there, porn?
Luke : You sell porn?
Andrew : No!
Luke : You think I brought my own porn in here to buy?
Andrew : I don't know what you're doing. I just need to scan the books.
Luke : [hands Andrew some money] This should cover it.
Andrew : A hundred bucks? That's way too much!
Luke : Take it.
[he leaves, then comes back in]
Luke : Bag.
[Andrew hands him one, he leaves again]