Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Jim Jansen: Reverend Archie Skinner

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• Reverend : The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.

  Rabbi : We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.

  Reverend : I laugh every time you say that.

  Rabbi : I know. Funny is funny.

  Taylor : Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.

  Reverend : Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.

  Rabbi : Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.

  Reverend : Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?

  Rabbi : Do you have a God phone, Taylor?

  Taylor : Rabbi, please.

  Reverend : What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?

  Rabbi : Is he short, is he tall?

  Reverend : Does he like to laugh?

  Rabbi : Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of these Red Lobster commercials...