Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Bruce McCulloch: Tobin

Quotes 

• Tobin : Michel, did you get a bagel?

  Michel : I don't want a bagel.

  Tobin : Are you sure? They're kosher.

  Michel : I don't eat bagels. Bagels are like glue in your intestines and ensure that everything that enters your body will remain there until you die.

  Sookie : Ew! Shut up!