Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Teal Redmann: Louise Grant, Louise

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• Paris : I pierced my nose. And within an hour of having it done, my nose swelled up to four times its normal size, blocking all nasal passage, making it impossible to breathe. I went to the emergency room, where they pried the thing out of my nose and shot me up with antibiotics. I spent the night with an ice pack strapped to my face.

  Rory : Oh, Paris.

  Paris : It seems that I was allergic to the crap metal hoop that I paid $19.95 to have jammed into my nose.

  Louise : Did you take a picture?

  Paris : No, Louise, I did not take a picture. I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced.

• Paris : Fine, if you guys wanna sit around for an hour after school swapping makeover horror stories, then count me in. Hey, did I ever tell you about the time I plucked outside of my designated brow line? Man, was my face red.

  Madeline Lynn : I've done that, too. Ooh, it's bad.

  Louise : She was being sarcastic.

  Madeline Lynn : Well, I wasn't. I looked surprised for a month.

• Madeline Lynn : Judy Garland is trendy?

  Paris : Completely.

  Louise : She was neo-addict retro chic.

  Madeline Lynn : No one tells me these things.

• Brad : Through good times and bad, Chilton formed us, brought us hope, honed our insight, gave us encouragement. Though my time here was briefly interrupted by my period spent on Broadway hanging out with Stephen Sondheim, I still consider Chilton the most rewarding experience of my young life. Now it had always been my plan in closing to recite a short poem I'd written.

  Louise : But you reconsidered.

  Madline : Come on, Brad. Go out a winner.

  Brad : But as I read it aloud, I realized the sentiments I wanted to share with my fellow students were better expressed in a favorite song of mine.

  [sings] 

  Brad : Cherish is the word I use to describe... bong, bong. Bong, bong.

  Rory : Oh, Brad.

• Rory : So I was thinking that maybe we could move it from this Saturday to next Saturday?

  Paris : Okay.

  Madeline Lynn : What did she say?

  Louise : What did you say?

  Paris : I said okay.

• Louise : It's just a contest, Paris. It's not like you get a car or a lifetime supply of Rice a Roni.

  Madeline Lynn : God, I love that stuff.

• Louise : Nothing's wrong with her Mary.

  Rory : Mary? Oh no, not this Virgin Mary thing again.

  Louise : Not virgin. Typhoid.