Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Milo Ventimiglia: Jess Mariano
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Quotes
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Jess : Hi.
Rory : Hey.
Jess : Hi.
Lorelai : Hi.
Jess : Hi.
Luke : Hi.
Rory : I have to get to school.
Jess : Yeah, me too.
Rory : Bye
Jess : Bye. Bye.
Lorelai : Bye.
Rory : Bye.
Lorelai : Bye.
Rory : Bye.
Luke : Bye.
[Jess and Rory leave]
Luke : What the hell was that?
Lorelai : That was episode one of Rory and Jess: The Early Years.
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Jess's New Girfriend : Hi.
Jess : Hi.
[they kiss]
Jess's New Girfriend : So?
Jess : One sec.
Jess's New Girfriend : Jess!
Jess : Relax!
[closes his book, turns to Luke]
Jess : I'm out!
Rory : Ladies and gentlemen, an entire conversation in one word sentences.
Dean : [walks into Luke's] OK, don't hate me, but I already ate breakfast.
Lorelai : See, nice, full sentences.
Dean : What?
Rory : Don't ruin it.
Dean : OK...
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Clara : Is Jess your real name?
Jess : Yes.
Clara : Do you like it?
Jess : It's fine.
Clara : Would you rather be named Bill?
Jess : No.
Clara : Frank?
Jess : No.
Clara : Mike?
Jess : No.
Clara : Bob?
Jess : No.
Clara : Ed?
Jess : Does this belong to you?
Dean : Clara, you want a snowcone?
Clara : Yes, will you get me a snowcone?
Jess : Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me, I'll be right back.
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Jess : Someone devil-egged my car?
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[Lorelai pulls a shirt from Luke's closet]
Lorelai : Oh my God.
Luke : What?
Lorelai : Jimmy Buffett?
Luke : Put that back.
Lorelai : You like Jimmy Buffett? He's so mellow.
Luke : I've just been to a few shows, that's all.
Lorelai : A few shows? Oh my God, you're a Buffetthead.
Luke : Is that the one you want me to wear or not?
Lorelai : Sing Margaritaville.
Luke : No.
Jess : That attitude's gonna lose you that toy.
Luke : Stay outta this.
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Jess : Yeah women right, can't live with 'em can't stop them from jumping in closets... go figure.
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[turns to Rory and says sarcastically]
Jess : So Courtney, what about you?
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Jess : So we just sit on a bench or stare at our shoes.
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Jess : [to Rory] So are we gonna sing School House rock songs?
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Jess : Excuse me Edgar Bergin, I think I'd like Charlie McCarthy to answer now.
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Jess : You're having your vertical "From Here To Eternity" moment right in front of the super glue.