Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)

Wayne Wilcox: Marty

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• Marty : Okay. I actually snagged us some caviar. They were all out of toast points, but I think we can use Doritos and achieve a very similar result.

  [notices Anna] 

  Marty : Hey.

  Rory : This is Anna.

  Marty : [gasps excitedly]  Did Paris move?

  Paris : [from behind]  I'm right here, Marty.

  Marty : I know, Paris.

• Rory : Asher Flemming is dead.

  Marty : In bed?

  Rory : No

  Marty : Damn, I lost the pool.

• Marty : Okay. I remember something about Rome. Rome. Rome. Romans live there. Audrey Hepburn took a holiday there. It's the name of a B52s song.

  Rory : Different Rome.

  Marty : Okay. That's it. I can't remember. College is breaking my spirit. Every single day telling me things I don't know, it's making me feel stupid.

• Marty : [Rory missed breakfast]  Well, hey, you want some eggs or something? I always take enough for ten. I blame my brother. He always took the biggest piece of chicken.

  Rory : And left you none?

  Marty : No, there was plenty more. I just wanted the biggest piece.

• Rory : How was your summer?

  Marty : I met Nicole Richie, and then spent the next six weeks showering.

• Marty : So, I just bartended this crazy brunch, with chocolate fountains and floating ice sculptures and I snagged us all kinds of hors d'oeuvres

  Paris : Nice going, bucko.

  Marty : Okay, so she didn't really mean nice going, right? 'Cause there's sort of a devil eye thing going on

• Marty : [at Asher's wake, hands Rory a plastic cup]  Root beer?

  Rory : [takes the cup]  Yeah. Thanks, Marty, for everything. You've been such a huge help tonight.

  Marty : For you, anything.