Say It Isn't So (2001)
Orlando Jones: Dig McCaffrey
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Quotes
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Dig McCaffrey : Listen. I would've sprung you sooner, but after I ate all that weed, it took me two days just to pass the stems.
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Dig McCaffrey : Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy. He's what we call a multi-millionaire. And in my experience, women like dead presidents more than broke boyfriends. No romance without finance, daddy.
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Dig McCaffrey : Well, ship my ass to big Red China. They want the white boy.
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Dig McCaffrey : Now, be a friend and fetch my getaway sticks, daddy.
Gilbert Noble : Your what?
Dig McCaffrey : My legs, captain. My legs.
Gilbert Noble : Oh, shit.
Dig McCaffrey : Less feces, more fetchin'. Get over here and get it, boy.
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Gilbert Noble : I'm sorry. I never hit anyone before.
Dig McCaffrey : Well, I'm glad I was your first. Hope I was gentle.