Take a host who's tone-deaf. Round-up some vocalists who barely know the lines to their own songs. Make sure you constantly get the wrong camera on air when making close-ups of singing artists. Back it all up with two piano players who actually can play but are foolishly thinking they can also imitate all international stars. And finally throw in some bored session players. What you get is an incredible boring "show" that never should have seen the light of day