Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Jackson Davies: Mr. Malloy
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Quotes
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Andy Malloy : Can I really have a piece of cake, Daddy?
Mr. Malloy : Sure you can, son. It's your birthday!
Andy Malloy : Yay!
Mr. Malloy : Yay!
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Darren : [Gord is working on his skate ramp in the middle of the night, hammering nails loudly] Gord, don't hammer them so loud! Jeez, it's late, you're gonna wake your parents up.
Gord : You're right, I should probably use the electric nail gun.
Darren : Well, yeah.
[Uses the nail gun, making even louder noise. Jim wakes up]
Jim : Oh, boys, will you faggots stop making so fucking much noise? We're trying to sleep!
[Gord continues to use the nail gun]
Jim : Goddammit!
[shouts]
Jim : Stop the fucking hammering!
Mr. Malloy : Hey, I got a kid sleeping over here!
Andy Malloy : Hey, Gord, can I play on your ramp tomorrow?
Gord : Sure. Andy! Anytime!
Jim : [shouts at the top of his lungs, goes back into the house]
Darren : Does your dad have, like, bowel problems?