The Tick (2001–2002)

Liz Vassey: Captain Liberty

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• Captain Liberty : Personality? He's a dog. He sits, he rolls over, he plays dead. How much?

  Randolph : Well, I don't think I'm going to be able to help you, ma'am. Why don't you go rent a video tape or something instead of ruining some poor puppy's life with your single-woman-hormone clock-is-ticking impulse-buying nonsense.

  Captain Liberty : Just sell me the damned dog!

  Randolph : She's not for sale! Not to you. What you need is a singles chat room, ma'am, not some living creature.

  [pauses] 

  Randolph : Good day.