Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

David Hyde Pierce: Henry

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• Beth : Listen, Henry...

  Henry : Please, call me Henry.

  Beth : Okay, Henry it is.

• Henry : So, do you work here?

  Beth : Yeah, I'm the Camp Director. You?

  Henry : Me, no, I don't work here.

  Beth : No, yeah, I'm the camp director... I would know if you worked here.

  Henry : Oh, right.

• Henry : Oh, fuck my cock!

• Beth : Hey, you; penny for your thoughts.

  Henry : Beth, tomorrow is the least of our problems.

  Beth : Don't tell me, oh, don't tell me, don't even tell me you have crabs!

  Henry : No... Yes, but that's not the point.

• Henry : "Actually, I, uh... I'm just an associate professor"... "No, no, it's all right. it means, Melvyn... It means that I'm... less than."

  [children gasp]