Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
A.D. Miles: Gary
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Quotes
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Susie : You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
Coop : Me too.
Ben : Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Susie : Yeah!
Ben : What time do you wanna meet?
J.J. : You mean ten years from now?
Coop : Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie : Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?
Coop : Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley : Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary : Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together : Agreed.
McKinley : Good, because I have something at 11:00.
Gary : You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley : No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
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Gene : Now, we need to make 8 gallons of bug juice by snack hour; do you know where the powder packets are?
Gary : [irritated] Yeah.
Gene : In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream... Uh, wait, forget that last part.
Gary : Did you say dick cream?
Gene : No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Go away, leave me alone!
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Gene : Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.
Gary : Come on - what?
Gene : Finish up the taters.
Gary : And then what did you say?
Gene : And then what did I say?
Gary : You said you were going to... fondle your sweaters.
Gene : Ah, uh - no I didn't. I said... fondue the cheddar... I was thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese for dinner tonight.
Gary : No, Gene, that is *not* what you said.
Gene : That *is* what I said. Fondue cheddar.
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Gary : Hey Abby, I thought this was a different bunk.
Abby Bernstein : No.
Gary : Am I bothering you?
