Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Zak Orth: J.J.

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• Susie : You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.

  Coop : Me too.

  Ben : Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

  Susie : Yeah!

  Ben : What time do you wanna meet?

  J.J. : You mean ten years from now?

  Coop : Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

  Susie : Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?

  Coop : Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

  McKinley : Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

  Gary : Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

  Together : Agreed.

  McKinley : Good, because I have something at 11:00.

  Gary : You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

  McKinley : No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

• Gary : McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!

  J.J. : You mean, penis-in-vagina?

  Gary : No, dickhead - sex.

• McKinley : [Steve takes the stage during the Talent Show, and stands silently for a few seconds]  Come on, do something!

  J.J. : Or get the fuck off the stage!