Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

Rah Digga: Maggie Bess

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Quotes 

• Rafkin : There are ghosts in the basement!

  Maggie : This basement?

  Rafkin : Of course this basement! What is it with you people? If it was the basement next door I wouldn't give a shit, would I?

• Maggie Bess : Did the lawyer split?

• [last lines] 

  Maggie : This is it for me. I am on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle, ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I quit!

• Rafkin : [notices several of the ectoplasmic doors are open]  What the hell? Give me those!

  [takes Maggie's glasses] 

  Rafkin : Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open.

  [the Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer] 

  Rafkin : Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!

  Maggie : Do what?

  Rafkin : They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat "boo"!

• Maggie : Can I rely on you not to get me killed?

  Rafkin : I guarantee nothing.

• Maggie : Family, just so we're all clear, Ms. Maggie does *not* do windows.

• Rafkin : Oh. Oh, boy.

  Maggie : What?

  Rafkin : Uh, that's the symbol of the Jackal.

  Maggie : What's the Jackal?

  Rafkin : The Jackal is the Charlie Manson of ghosts. And if the Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!

• Maggie : [in background talking to herself]  Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people...

• Maggie Bess : Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.

  Kathy Kriticos : Thank you, Maggie.

  Maggie Bess : I prefer the term 'bitch'.

• Maggie Bess : Hey, Bobby, isn't that great, you got a late uncle.

  Robert 'Bobby' Kriticos : What's he late for?

  Kathy Kriticos : His next birthday.

• Maggie : [the Angry Princess walks towards Maggie with a butcher knife]  Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!

  Rafkin : ...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way! Go, go, go, go, go!

• Maggie : Is that half the lawyer?

  Kalina : Here, take this.

  [hands sizzling explosive to her] 

  Maggie : Oooh, god, he definitely looked better.