Joe Dirt (2001)

Megan Taylor Harvey: Joe's Little Sister

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• Joe Dirt : There are three rules when dealin' with a deadly alligator. And yes, they are deadly, don't kid yaself. Rule number one, I'm number one. Ya hear that, I like ta kid around. Rule two, the croc's number two. Now before I begin...

  Kid at Gator Farm : Hey, what's rule three?

  Joe Dirt : What's that? Kid, give me a break now.

  Kid at Gator Farm : So you don't know rule three?

  Joe Dirt : Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass! How 'bout that friend? Huh? I mean, your ass and my face, what's up?

  Joe Dirt : Here we go, I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home. This here's Rocky, and he ain't no puppy. Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities.

  [Joe opens Rocky's mouth] 

  Joe Dirt : This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.

  [Joe puts his head inside Rocky's mouth, then screams as Rocky moves his head up and down thrashing Joe around] 

  Joe Dirt : [Rocky throws Joe out of his mouth as crowd laughs and cheers]  Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang.

  Joe Dirt : [Babbling nonsensically]  It's like the cartoons, I'm seein' all "tweet tweet".

  Charlene the Gator Farmer : Joe, what can I do fa you? Ya not makin' any sense.

  Joe Dirt : Not makin'? Not makin'?

  [Flashback to Joe's little sister in the car on their way to the Grand Canyon] 

  Joe's Little Sister : That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker.

  [echoes] 

  Joe Dirt : Nunamaker! Nunamaker! That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon! My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker! That's my parents' last name!