CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (2000–2015)
George Eads: CSI Nick Stokes
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Quotes
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[Grissom admits to a mistake]
Gil Grissom : What?
Nick Stokes : Well, it's just that most people don't admit to being wrong.
Gil Grissom : I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right".
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[Looking for clues in a messy trailer]
Nick Stokes : People are pigs.
Gil Grissom : Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean.
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Nick Stokes : [Greg opens a cupboard and pulls out a book] I thought that's where you kept your porn.
Greg Sanders : I move it around.
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Gil Grissom : I just got a page from James Watson.
Nick Stokes : And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg?
Greg Sanders : Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA. Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day.
Nick Stokes : What have you been doing all day?
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Nick Stokes : There's a sucker born every minute.
Gil Grissom : Yeah, and they all come to Vegas.
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Nick Stokes : Well, it takes 10 minutes to drive from the clinic to Industrial Road.
Warrick Brown : Yeah?
Nick Stokes : Yeah, I had Greg run it.
Warrick Brown : [laughing] That's classic!
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Greg Sanders : Bringing back a semen sample... I analyzed this and found your DNA.
Nick Stokes : That was quick.
Greg Sanders : No jokes about my being fast in this department.
Nick Stokes : Hah.
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Nick Stokes : You need to get a girlfriend.
David Phillips : I'm engaged, but thank you.
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Hodges : I didn't page you.
Nick Stokes : No. I just figured I'd come by.
Hodges : You're checking up on me again.
Nick Stokes : No, I'm checking up on my evidence.
Hodges : Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster?
Nick Stokes : Yes, Hodges, that's what I think.
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Nick Stokes : [Archie was talking to Nick about a Star Trek episode] You need a girlfriend.
Archie : You first.
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Nick Stokes : Mrs Hendler, do you and your husband do much rock climbing?
Amy Hendler : Yes.
[points gun at Nick]
Amy Hendler : That's what I killed her with.
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Nick Stokes : Is there anything you won't bet on, man?
Warrick Brown : Nah.
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Nick Stokes : You don't have a career without a job.
