Yu-Gi-Oh! (I) (2000–2006)

Eric Stuart: Seto Kaiba, Kemo, Additional Voices, Big 1, Young Seto, Guards, Kaiba's Ghost, Sid, Duelists, Gansley, Gaurd #2, Henchman #2, Kaiba Corp. Executive #5, Man in Jersey, Priest Seto, Rare Hunter, Rare Hunters, Tournament Announcer, Tutor

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Quotes 

• Seto Kaiba : Anyone who's late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.

• Seto Kaiba : I'm here to kick ass and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum...

• Seto Kaiba : Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!

• Seto Kaiba : When will thse people learn this is only a card game?

  [looks at the Millennium Eye on his desk, and holds it up to eye level] 

  Seto Kaiba : What are you looking at? You think you can change my mind? I am *not* flying to Egypt.

  Seto Kaiba : Look at me, I'm talking to some antique golden eyeball.

• Joey Wheeler : I don't say this as often as I should Tea... but you're one of the bravest people I know.

  Seto Kaiba : If you dorks start holding hands, I'm outta here.

  Joey Wheeler : Maybe you wouldn't say that if you actually *had* any friends!

  Tristan Taylor : Dude, that was harsh.

  Joey Wheeler : Oh, like he didn't deserve it?

• Gozaboro Kaiba : I treated you better than I treated my own son!

  Seto Kaiba : Thanks for nothing.

• Seto Kaiba : I'm surrounded by superstitious nitwits.

• Yugi Moto : Now I will go on the attack with Mammoth Graveyard, Polymerization, and the Living Arrow card.

  Seto Kaiba : What's a Living Arrow card?

  Yugi Moto : I tell you. Normally, I make a fusion with my cards but for a change, Living Arrow allows me to fuse my cards with my opponent's cards opening up bold new possibilites. Now I will use the magic of the Living Arrow to fuse my Mammoth Graveyard to the heart of your beast. However, since my Mammoth Graveyard is an undead type monster, it can't properly fuse with your living Ultimate Dragon. Instead, it will cause your dragon to rot and decay from the inside out and since Mammoth Graveyard has a total of 1200 attack points, that means your Dragon will lose 1200 attack and defense points each turn until even my weakest monsters can destroy it.

• Mokuba Kaiba : I asked Yugi and his friends for help.

  Seto Kaiba : You did what? You know how I feel about Yugi!

  Mokuba Kaiba : But who else was I supposed to turn to?

  Seto Kaiba : Anyone else!

• Seto Kaiba : It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere.

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Looks like a regular old briefcase to me.

  Seto Kaiba : It's in the briefcase, you moron.

• Seto Kaiba : [to Zigfried]  Instead of turning you in for fraud and trespassing, I'll let you go, on one condition. Get out of my life, and take your bad hair with you! And if your overpriced shoes come anywhere near me again, I'll destroy what's left of your pathetic company!

• Seto Kaiba : Now I will create a Duel Monster without peer by combining my three Blue Eyes White Dragons with my Polymerization card to create... The Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon 4500/3800.

• Noah : Now, are you going to attack me or not? If you do, just remember, you'll be striking Mokuba!

  Seto Kaiba : You punk!

  Noah : Well, Seto, attack and you'll win the duel. But at what cost?

  Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon : This is a no brainer. Kaiba has to attack him and win this duel.

  Noah : What's it gonna be? Your victory or Mokuba?

  Seto Kaiba : All right, kid. I'll end my turn.

  Yugi Moto : I thought so.

• Noah : So, you think I'm insane for wanting to claim what's rightfully mine?

  Seto Kaiba : No, I think you're insane for trapping me in a virtual computer program and forcing me to duel you!

• Seto Kaiba : Yugi! I will not be defeated at my own tournament!

  Yugi Moto : Kaiba! You're too late. Dark Paladin attack!

• Seto Kaiba : What have you done to Mokuba?

  Bakura Yami : Well, I *could* tell you where his immortal soul is, but then, you don't believe in the Shadow Realm.

• Yami Bakura : Now for the fun part

  [purple clouds begin to float across the field, as Kaiba looks around apprehensively] 

  Yami Bakura : What's wrong, there's no such thing as magic, right? And those visions you've been having, they don't exist either, do they?

  Seto Kaiba : Not this Egyptian speech again. When will you people learn that I focus on the future? I don't waste my time worrying about the past!

  Yami Bakura : That attitude of your hasn't changed in over 5000 years.

• Seto Kaiba : [to Ishizu]  You made two mistakes. The first was handing Obelisk to me. The second was expecting it back.