Yu-Gi-Oh! (I) (2000–2006)

Wayne Grayson: Joey Wheeler, Roland, Dartz, Additional Voices, Big 3, Shadi, Fuguta, Gaurd #3, Johnson, Show Announcer

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Quotes 

• Joey Wheeler : I'm such a sensitiiiiivvve guy!

  Tristan Taylor : ...When you're not being a pain...

  Tea Garnder : Which is... most of the time...

  Joey Wheeler : Ah, my adoring fans...

• Solomon Moto : I play the magic card, Ancient City!

  Joey Wheeler : What is that thing?

  Solomon Moto : Well, as the card's name suggests, it's an ancient city.

• Joey Wheeler : I don't say this as often as I should Tea... but you're one of the bravest people I know.

  Seto Kaiba : If you dorks start holding hands, I'm outta here.

  Joey Wheeler : Maybe you wouldn't say that if you actually *had* any friends!

  Tristan Taylor : Dude, that was harsh.

  Joey Wheeler : Oh, like he didn't deserve it?

• Tristan Taylor : [trapped in a monkey's body; Joey and Duke are steering a rail car]  Speed it up, you wimps!

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Easy for you to say, Mr. My-Arms-Are-Too-Short-To-Drive!

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : [being attacked by bats at an amusement park exhibit]  Guys! Anytime you want to jump in and help!

  Tea Garnder : Should we tell him they're only holograms?

  Tristan Taylor : And spoil the fun?

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : [as Yugi summons Obelisk the Tormentor when Marik has nothing to protect himself]  Look at Marik, he's so scared of Obelisk, his hair is standin' on end! Oh wait, he always looks like that!

• Raphael : Here Pharaoh. We have a present for you.

  [tosses Rex and Weevil's Soul Cards to Yami] 

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Oh yeah?

  [shakes a fist] 

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Well I got a gift for you too! Come down here, it's the gift that keeps on giving!

  Valon : [laughs]  I like thise bloke, he reminds me of meself! Only dumber and not quite as attractive.

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : [after beating Dartz]  Well guys, let's go home! There's probably some new evil psycho waiting for us back there!

  Tristan Taylor : That sad thing is, he's probably right.

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Go, Drumsticks!

  Mai Valentine : Uh, guys? Joey named his chicken.

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : It's a Nematory, Mai!

  Mai Valentine : Whatever.

• [Yugi is being badly beaten in his duel with Mai] 

  Tea Garnder : Yugi! You can still turn this around. I know you can!

  Joey Wheeler : Uh... yeah, it only *looks* hopeless!

• Joey Wheeler : Mai was fine with herself until you came along and brainwashed her.

  Valon : I already told you. Mai did this of her own free will.

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Just put it on my tab, Gramps.

  Solomon Moto : Your tab's past due, Joey.

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Then put it on Tristan's.

• Seto Kaiba : It's the latest state-of-the-art system that recreates the virtual dueling arena setting anywhere.

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Looks like a regular old briefcase to me.

  Seto Kaiba : It's in the briefcase, you moron.

• Yugi Moto : [Bakura rides by, followed by Yami Yugi]  Look guys, it's the Pharaoh!

  Bobasa : [Slifer the Sky Dragon flies past]  And *that* is a big red dragon!

  Joey Wheeler : This sorta thing used to surprise me. Now, not so much.

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : This tournament's gotten way outta hand. Know why?

  Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon : [refering to Marik]  Because there's a mind warping psycho on board?

  Duke Devlin, Raphael, Valon : [everyone gives him a dirty look]  Just being honest.

• Joey Wheeler : I'm not cryin'! I just got somethin' in my eye... Stupid thing won't come out...

• Joey Wheeler : This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding.

• Joey Wheeler, Shadi : [looking at the Pharaoh's Tablet]  I may be stating the obvious here, but that looks just like Yugi!

  Tristan Taylor : It says 'Tablet of the Pharaoh'.

  Yami Yugi : Yes. That Pharaoh... is me.

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : This part always confuses me.

• Tea Garnder : Let's do it!

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Yeah!... what are we doing?

  Tristan Taylor : We're being there for Yugi!

  Joey Wheeler, Shadi : Riiiight... by doing what exactly?