Jackie : I'm calling from a pay phone because I can't get my piece of sh*t cell phone to work unless I stand on my head with my fingers up my ass!
Jackie : I know gay men. I practically invented them.
Jackie : Oh my god, Eli was stalking you? That is so romantic.
Tom : Where you going?
Jackie : Uhh, home, to officially 'not call'.
Tom : No, no, no, no, you were supposed to stay here and watch Lifetime Television for Women and Gay Men!
Jackie : Uhh, no.
Tom : It's Joan Van Ark in "Not Without My Nose Job".
Jackie : Oh, angel, I've already lived that movie!
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