The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000 Video)

Michael A. Martinez: Tony Blair, Hand who shakes Prof. Monroe's hand

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Quotes 

• Nigel Thornberry : This gun is for shooting ghosts.

  Tony Blair : ...And Witches?

  Nigel Thornberry : Well ghosts need the most shooting... because they're dangerous.

• Tony Blair : What am I even doing here in the first place? What would I hope to gain by finding a witch?

• Calan Fairbrain : [to Silly American]  Good job, pull up those pants.

  Tony Blair : Yes, it is difficult to scout without pants on.

  Nigel Thornberry : On the contrary; I often scout all the time butt-ass naked!