American Pie 2 (2001)
Eddie Kaye Thomas: Finch
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Finch : Oh, Jeanine, Jeanine!
Stifler's Mom : Call me Stifler's Mom.
Finch : [orgasmic noise] STIFLER'S MO-O-O - OM!
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[talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom]
Finch : How did you do that magic you did?
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[the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs]
Stifler : It's okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do.
[starts undoing his shorts]
Stifler : I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one for the team.
[Finch and Jim run away]
Finch : I am not touching that!
Jim : Put that thing away Stifler!
Stifler : What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.
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Finch : Well, I've been thinking, and you know I'm 19 years old, and there's a whole world out there, and I can't be obsessed with one women. This can't be.
Stifler's Mom : Well, I'm glad you're learning, Finchy.
Finch : Good. Good.
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[Stifler's Mom arrives]
Finch : Stifler's Mom.
Stifler's Mom : Hey, Finchy.
Finch : How did you know I was here?
Stifler's Mom : I called a couple of weeks ago. Didn't Steven tell you that I was gonna drop by sometime?
Finch : I guess it, uh, slipped his mind.
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Stifler's Mom : You want to get it on?
Finch : You better clear your schedule.
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Finch : Jim, this happens to the best of us.
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Jim : You got laid in an art museum?
Finch : The Met. Oh, and the Guggenheim with Francesca.
Jim : The Guggenheim?
Finch : And then my Social Psyche professor in Baskin-Robbins.
Jim : Alright, enough Finch.
Finch : But, I'll tell you none of these women even compares to...
Jim , Oz , Kevin : Stifler's mom!
Finch : Stifler's mom is a goddess.