Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler (1999 TV Special)

Chris Farley: Daryl

Quotes 

• Canteen Boy's Nemesis : Hey Canteen Boy, I got a real scary ghost story. Once upon a time there was a moron, who always had a stupid canteen wrapped around his neck.

  Canteen Boy : I think I've heard this tale before.

  Canteen Boy's Nemesis : It was a dark and stormy night, and this moron went into the woods, and a huge bear came up and ripped his head off, just because he looked so stupid! The End!