Kangaroo Jack (2003)

Christopher Walken: Sal Maggio

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Quotes 

• Kangaroo Jack : [singing from "Rapper's Delight"]  /... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...

  Charlie Carbone : Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you could find your way clear to give me back my money?

  Kangaroo Jack : Money? Oh, you mean that money!

  [a pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money] 

  Charlie Carbone : Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...

  Sal Maggio : [as a kangaroo]  If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?

  Charlie Carbone : Sal?

  Sal Maggio : I've asked you to do something for me. This is not that!

• [Sal watched his factory of stolen merchandise become raided by the NYPD on the news] 

  Sal Maggio : [disappointed]  Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. Were these Medieval Times and you, a knight in shining armor, you would have, I have no doubt, slayed the maiden and saved the dragon.

  [Waffles, Louis' puppy growls] 

  Louis Booker : Shh! Waffles!

  Charlie Carbone : Sal, we can explain...

  Sal Maggio : [cuts Charlie off]  As for you, Charlie. After the tragic death of your father, I married your mother promising her I would raise you as my own. *You* chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. And when you wanted to go to Beauty School, as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do, I did not snivel at interventions, did I?

  Charlie Carbone : No, Salvatore, you didn't. In fact...

  Sal Maggio : In fact, I happened to bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on you lazy butt all day long. $4.5 million you cost me. Were you anybody else, you be dead by now.

  Charlie Carbone : Look, Sal, we know that your upset.

  Sal Maggio : It's not your fault.

  Charlie Carbone : What?

  Sal Maggio : A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. And you, Charlie, are that mouse. Look at this. He takes it. Chicken blood.

• Louis Booker : [as a kangaroo]  You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!

  Sal Maggio : Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.

  Kangaroo Jack : Oy! Chicken blood!

  Louis Booker , Sal Maggio , Kangaroo Jack : Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!