Kangaroo Jack (2003)

Marton Csokas: Mr. Smith

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Quotes 

• Mr. Smith : Have you ever held a gun before, Charlie?

  Louis Booker : Don't answer that!

  Charlie Carbone : No...

  Mr. Smith : Ever killed a man, Charlie?

  Louis Booker : Don't answer that!

  Charlie Carbone : No.

  Mr. Smith : What do you do for a livin' that makes you so brave, Charlie?

  Louis Booker : *Really* don't answer that!

  Charlie Carbone : [cocks the gun]  I'm a hairdresser!

• Jessie : What's going on?

  Charlie Carbone : We're in a little bit of trouble.

  Jessie : A little?

  Mr. Smith : I've been following camel tracks all bloody morning, so lets make short work of this. Where's me moolah?

  Jessie : For god sakes! All this over $4,000?

  [Charlie chuckles nervously] 

  Jessie : It's more, isn't it? How much more?

  Charlie Carbone : Forty-six thousand more.

  Mr. Smith : And every cent of it is mine. Now there are only two ways we can do this, and one of them's a lot less painful than the other. Whare's the money?

• Louis Booker : See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the...

  Mr. Smith : Wrong answer! Your friend told us the yarn about the kangaroo. Mate, I've hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddle bags.

  Charlie Carbone : You gotta believe us!

  Mr. Smith : [Sticks a knife at Charlie's throat]  No, you gotta believe me. If it ain't there, I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece.