- Troll Axethrower: Say hello to my little friend!
- Teron Gorefiend: This is the reason I ended it all.
- Teron Gorefiend: Stop that incessant clicking!
- Turalyon: You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?
- Grom Hellscream: Welcome to my nightmare!
- Grom Hellscream: I am Ironman!
- Grom Hellscream: Feelings!
- Alleria: You never touch the other elves like that.
- Peon: You buy retail version or I'll chop you into little bits!
- Peon: You buy full version! Please?
- Peon: You go buy now or I sing!
- [singing]
- Orc Ships: Who wants to sing?
- Footman: Join the army, they said.
- Footman: See the world, they said.
- Goblin Zeppelin: I can see my house!
- Goblin Zeppelin: I wish I had a weapon!
- Ogre-Mage: [burp] We did it!
- Ogre-Mage: We're not brainless anymore!
- Ogre-Mage: I've got the brain! - Nuh-uh!
- Ogre: This way. No, that way!
- Ogre: [burp] He did it. No, he did it!
- Ogre Head #1: We're ready, master.
- Ogre Head #2: I'm not ready!