Beer Money (2001 TV Movie)

J.P. Manoux: Blank

Quotes 

• Neil Blank : I'm gonna buy a PS2 and play video games till my brain goes into spasms!

• Neil Blank : So, what are you gonna do with your share?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : Me? Well, first I'm going to move over to them fancy appartments by the rending plant. Then I'm gonna hire Britney Spears to play a private concert - in my pants.

• Neil Blank : Hey, did you guys catch Star Matrix this week? It was a full Vixella episode. It was the atomic bomb! There's this part where Vixella is crawling down a tube on all fours, and Lieutenant Zim is right behind her. Okay, Vixella has her booty hiked up right in his face. The guy is such a wuss that he doesn't even go for it. What a homo!

  [laughs] 

  Tim Maroon : Hey, Blank, do you... touch yourself while watching Star Matrix?

  Neil Blank : [stops laughing]  No!

• Tim Maroon : [after killing him, Rut and Blank are stuffing the alien an a backpack]  What are you doing?

  David "Rut" Rutledge : I'm selling him.

  Tim Maroon : You can't do that!

  Neil Blank : Sure we can. We'll just post him on eBay.

  David "Rut" Rutledge : Shut up, stupified. I have a plan. Gentlemen, we are gonna have beer money for the rest of our lives.