Session 9 (2001)

Charley Broderick: Security Guard

Quotes 

• Phil : Look, you know what, can I ask you a quick question?

  Security Guard : Yeah, sure.

  Phil : Um, when was the hospital actually closed?

  Security Guard : '85.

  Phil : '85. Yeah, because, you know, I'm curious, because, you know, they got you, and you got the fire-arm on, and it's not like people are trying to get out, right?

  Security Guard : No. No, not out - in.

  Phil : In?

• Security Guard : It helps to think of Danvers as a giant bat - you know, the middle of the building is the bat's body, and then there's the left jagged wing for the male patients, the other for females - a bat, you know!

  [makes disgusting sucking vampire bat noises and flaps his arms comically]