- The Professor: Maybe my coordinate tables are out of date...
- Spyro the Dragon: By a thousand years!
- The Professor: That would explain why the book was so cheap...
- Moneybags: Spyro! You're just in luck! I just saw two thieves run through this door! Well... actually they paid me to guard their hideout, but that's irrelevant.
- Moneybags: Heh heh... what a sucker... err, that is... It's a far, far better thing you do today, Spyro, than you have ever done, and... err... well so forth, et cetera, you get the idea.
- Moneybags: I hope you appreciate this favour I'm doing in letting you out.
- Sheila the Kangaroo: That's decent of you mate. No had feelings right?
- Moneybags: Right. After all, I'm just doing my jo...
- [Sheila kicks him]
- Spyro the Dragon: [about Byrd's rocket launchers] Why didn't you use them to escape?
- Sergeant James Byrd: Err... I have limited ammo and I wanted to preserve it... for this
- [he blasts Moneybags]
- Moneybags: ...pant pant... Drat!... pant pant... Double drat!... pant pant... Drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat drat!... pant pant... I never knew dragons were so fast!... That's it, I give up! I'm retiring to Spooky Swamp to become a haiku poet.
- [first lines]
- Bianca: We managed to capture the eggs your highness. Every one.
- The Sorceress: Excellent. Perhaps you will amount to something after all. Now go back to the tunnels, stop anyone from coming through!
- Moneybags: Yes
- [coughs]
- Moneybags: after all, it was I who let you out.
- Bentley the Yeti: Why you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous larcenous ursine.
- Moneybags: Now hold on.
- [Bentley strikes Moneybags repeatedly]
- Moneybags: Don't worry, Spyro, I won't be needing anymore of your money... Now, now, don't look so surprised! I found one of the dragon eggs, and I'm going to sell it for a fortune back in Avalar. Errr... uh-oh... why are you looking at me like that? I... err... heh heh... I - I've got to be going now... Toodles!