- Charlie: So, you're going to dinner with both of them? The girl you like and the girl you slept with?
- Oscar Grubman: Yeah, my dad's coming too.
- Oscar Grubman: You didn't happen to tell anyone about what happened last night, did you?
- Diane Lodder: Would it matter if I had? You're a grown up...
- [pauses to light a cigarette]
- Diane Lodder: or close enough.
- Oscar Grubman: My wallet was stolen.
- Diane Lodder: You were mugged?
- Oscar Grubman: Well, sort of.
- Diane Lodder: What do you mean, 'sort of'?
- Oscar Grubman: She was very pleasant about it.
- Charlie: So this means that you slept with Diane.
- Oscar Grubman: I realize now that was a mistake. I was drunk, she was wearing Eve's scarf, it smelled of her perfume, I got confused.
- Oscar Grubman: Hey Jimmy.
- Jimmy: Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?
- Oscar Grubman: That's right.
- Jimmy: What happened to your hair?
- Oscar Grubman: I combed it.
- Jimmy: Oh. I don't like it.
- Diane Lodder: Oscar and I...
- Oscar Grubman: Both speak French!
- Diane Lodder: Oscar and I... are lovers.
- Eve Grubman: [shocked] What?
- Oscar Grubman: What? Are you drunk?
- Daphne Tisch: [to Oscar] You're like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year old's body. I mean, it's not a bad body!
- Diane Lodder: I don't think Eve is happy. There's a void. Something's missing.
- Oscar Grubman: What makes you say that?
- Diane Lodder: It's a woman thing. I sense it. I feel it. Plus, last week she said there was a void and something was missing.