VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (1996 Video)
Phil Vischer: Bob the Tomato, Archibald (King Saul), Jimmy Gourd, Pa Grape (Jesse), Tom Grape, Goliath
Quotes
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Pa Grape : It's very nice that you wanna help. But saving the country is a big thing. You're a little guy! Big people do big things and little people do little things. So - stay with the sheep.
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Goliath : Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?
Dave : I don't exactly know whatcha mean. But you are not a dog, you are a really big guy that wants to beat me up, and I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!
Goliath : We will see who defeats who. Now we fight.
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Jean Claude : Hello Israelites! You are pigs! And soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!
[laughter]
Phillipe : Ah, yes! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and will have to fetch us our slippers!
Jean Claude : Yes, and iron our trousers!
Phillipe : Aha, and wipe our little noses!
Jean Claude : Yes, and scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try! Ha!
[silence]
Jean Claude : Don't you have anything to say?
Jimmy Gourd : Um - do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.
Jerry Gourd : Yeah! Me too!
Jean Claude : This is going to be easier than we thought.
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King Saul : You're not going to sing, are you? Couldn't you just play your harp and I'll throw things at you?