Langt fra Las Vegas (2001–2003)

Casper Christensen: Casper Christensen

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Quotes 

• Kim Dorowsky : [Casper and Kim just had sex]  I couldn't believe that sex could be *that* bad.

  Casper Christensen : Sex? It had nothing to do with sex... It was more like an asthma attack!

• Niels Buckingham : Bravo Casper! You delivered a fabulous show!

  Casper Christensen : [optimistic]  Yeah? Did you think it was fun?

  Niels Buckingham : You know I got no humor... But I could tell by the audience.

  Casper Christensen : So you have stopped considering firing me?

  Niels Buckingham : No, no... I still consider it... That's just the way I am... Bye-bye

• Kenny Nickelman : I can easily combine a good and healthy working environment with a good and healthy sex life.

  Casper Christensen : [looks skeptically at him] 

  Kenny Nickelman : Well, a damaged and minimal sex life.

• [repeated line] 

  Casper Christensen : [to Robert]  What's so funny about that

  Robert Lange Dølhus : I don't know...

• Casper Christensen : Why are you such a homophobe Kenny... There's nothing wrong in being gay

  Kenny Nickelman : It's unatural... against the Bible

  Casper Christensen : How?

  Kenny Nickelman : Casper, use your brains... In the Bible it was Adam & EVE, it wasn't Adam & Harvey

• Casper Christensen : Look... I'm a little horny right now so I'll just go and pick up a chick and screw her and then we can grab a beer afterwards, okay

  Kenny Nickelman : That's been noted sir!

  Casper Christensen : All right champ!

  [Casper leaves] 

  Kenny Nickelman : [talking into a tape recorder]  Don't envy him, Kenny! You can do a lot of other things, like you're helping Kim with her book... I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A RANDOM WOMAN TOO!

  [Kenny puts the recorder in his pocket, gives a relived sigh and leaves] 

• Casper Christensen : There's a clown at our place right now and he's made a training boot camp in my apartment! I tell you Kenny, i'm afraid to go home. I always had a big fear of clowns, I don't know why.

  Kenny Nickelman : Of course you are... They use make-up and lipstick... It's drag-queens for kids!

  Casper Christensen : No it's not that... I just don't like the way they behave!

  Kenny Nickelman : Ohhhh, then you better watch out when you come home... Maybe he'll give you a blow in the baloon!

• Niels Buckingham : HORSE! That was the answer I was looking for! These mensa-questions are far too easy: What is 7 times 18? HORSE! Caus' if you've got a horse it's STRAIGH FORWARD. HELLO Tinky-winkey, and PIKACHU. I gotta go, it's almost lunch-time

  Casper Christensen : But Niels, it's only 9:30am

  Niels Buckingham : Yes, on YOUR clock, but what about the clocks on the arms of people in Montreal?

  Wulff : In Montreal it's 2am... now...

  Niels Buckingham : Exactly! And who want's to stop a Canadian lumberjack-type like me from cutting himself a lovely slice of pot roast? GO en peace, brother rabbit. This man is the most sensible one present here tonight! THANK YOU ALL. Mmmm estragon and creamy gorgonzola.